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Non PC Big Funday out!
A celebration of the motorcar
The wacky, the weird, and the wonderful. A celebration of automotive diversity, bring your pride and joy along for an Incredulous car day for some well earned over exposure on Sunday 3rd October. Meeting at Auckland Museum Domain carpark at 9am. Drive to Karioatahi Beach for evaluation judging, and Lotus Cars Waiuku for afternoon Barbecue Lunch/Display.
This is your big moment to come out of the Garage, drag out that secret indulgence for a (very) public display. We want Character cars. Carisma cars, Complicated Cars, (In) Credible cars, Copout cars, Copy cars, Contagious Cars, Contraband cars, Confusing cars, Conjoined cars, Kaka cars, Clean Cars, Crazy cars.
When: Sunday October 3rd 2010
Start Venue: Auckland Domain, Museum front parking lot
Route Instructions:
Issued at meeting point, via Freeway to Karaka and rural roads south, route charted to Kariaitahi Beach, for vehicle judging, Lions Lunch barbecue at Drive NZ Classic Ltd (Lotus Cars)167 Kitchener Road, Waiuku.
Rules of Entrance:
- Vehicles must have more than 2 wheels (on the ground)
- Have not been built in numbers more than millions
- Must not have originally cost more than 5 billion Lire
- Be rated at more than 2 or more Flywheel (not animal) horsepower
- Be Road registered and Warranted
Points will be awarded for:
| NOT fulfilling |
Design function |
| Lowest |
Power to weight ratio |
| Highest |
Fuel consumption |
| Most alarming |
Cornering profile |
| Most |
Inaccessible |
| Largest |
Oil Stain |
| Least |
Popular public choice |
| Not |
Making it to event |
| Not |
Making it home |
| Longest |
Stropping (sorry Stopping) distance |
| Reason |
for purchase (Gift’s don’t count) |
All these features and more must be listed on Windscreen Plaque to be judged
To provide an even field some tests may be carried out on firm black sand beach surface.
For extra points:
Owners should be dressed in cars national period costume, (or Stig lookalike), with face masks (full face tinted helmet OK) to prevent ownership recognition.
Women are allowed (some even encouraged) to don the Chadour, but must remain silent (to prevent exciting male contestants) during judging, and may display ankles, bikinis, or burqua of choice
Wine tent and barbecue on site, Public gold coin entry for Waiuku Lions club
Please email roger@drivenzclassic for windscreen entry plaque
Scoring Guide:
| Lower scorers |
Higher Scorers* bonus point |
| Ford Zephyr/Zodiac |
Zephyr 4, Consul, Popular |
| Mustang, Impalas, corvettes |
Gremlins, Larks, Pintos, |
| 500SL 560 SEC |
200D, 190 SL |
| Nissan 240Z, Skyline |
120Y, Datsun 260, Escargot, vans & utes |
| Toyota Supra |
Toyota Crown…zzzz zzzz zzzz OOPS ! |
| MGV8 |
Allegros, Maxis, Marinas, Morris/LeylandDAF |
| Sunbeam Tiger |
Any Hillman, ….British List is endless |
| Austin Healey |
Any Austin with numbers or letters after it |
| E types, Mk 2’s |
2.8 XJ, Humber hawk, any Reliant |
| Rolls Royce Phantom |
Rolls Royce Camargue |
| Ferrari 430 |
Ferrari 348, Piaggio Ape (no, it’s Aaah Peee) |
| Alfa romeo GTA |
Alfetta 6 |
| BMW, any M series |
Trabant*, Trekka**, Bond*, Goggomobile* |
| Holden HSV |
Holden Starfire, any Vauxhall post 1932-2004 |
| Falcon GT |
Ford Ka |
| Mazda RX 7 |
Mazda 2 |
| AC Cobra |
AC Auto Carrier |
| Maserati |
Bi Turbo, Innocenti |
| Lancia Integrale |
Lancia Y, Beta (Beta Get off The Beach) |
| Fiat Dino |
any other Fiat ending in o, or a! |
| Chrysler 300 |
Chrysler Ventura |
| Citroen Maserati |
any other pre 1985 Citroen less than 4 cyl |
| Factory Pristine |
Modified (worse) |
| German Japanese Korean |
East Europe, Italian, pre1990 British C/wealth (incl USA) South American, Russian. |
You should be now have got the general idea, It’s the Orphans day to shine!
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